Oh I can't paint in oil but the odd, never used filter in photoshop allows me to smear.. just as I smear the viscous yeasty substance known as Marmite on my toast.
This mornings gooey spread found its way into a Revelation, a stroke of epicurean genius. 1 egg..fried over-med, 1/2 teaspoon Marmite, 1 teaspoon Mango Chutney, 1 teaspoon butter, then slice of mature cheddar cheese..melted over egg and 2 slices of dense country white bread..toasted with butter and marmite on one, chutney on other. What a beautiful small egg sandwich. Marmite, a little dab will do ya.